"Metal Detecting is the fastest growing hobby in America..."

 Or at least it is, according to an infomercial I saw on TV.... I need a new hobby! Now that I'm not in school anymore I just work and watch TV. Gross.... My camera is all dusty. I haven't held her in weeks! My latest hobby is eating.... I like cheese the best. Mac & cheese is a good side dish when you're poor! Jared and I need money... We are currently selling our services: Jared will serenade you while I give you a half-hour back massage... We are really good at both... Dang it, I'm hungry again!