Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Thank you for the suggestions!!

So the other day I posted a request on my Facebook for fresh ideas for my next blog entry... Needless to say, I got some good ones spanning from being fearless to the use of scented toilet paper and even SPAM... After careful consideration, I've decided to tackle them all: 

I don't understand scented toilet paper... Who does it think it is? And what does it think it's accomplishing anyway? Plain and simple, I think it's a bad influence on people and it should be ashamed of itself! Think about it... I could just see someone out there dense enough to fall for the scented paper's ploy. And they're saying to themselves hey, with this toilet paper being scented all I need now is a couple of baby wipes for my armpits and I can save loads of money on my water bill by skipping a few showers!! Say NO to scented toilet paper... We as a people must stand together to abolish such preposterous behavior!!

Next,

"What would you do if you could live your life without fear?"

Hmmm... without fear I suppose I would be much more open and honest. Not that I'm a liar, but I think to be a decent human being you must hold back a lot of your Bare opinions sometimes... if not I guess I wouldn't mind saying that the person who suggested this particular topic is quit the... well... no need for that since a healthy amount of fear does in fact live in me!

Moving on...

Aww, SPAM... well, what can I say, but this: 

In all honesty, I would be more inclined to use SPAM as you would that dreadful scented paper than ever consider it a viable food. That is, if I lived without fear of infection... who knows what's really in that stuff!! :)    

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