So it seems that every time, and I mean EVERY TIME, I am out shopping and decide to try on some clothes in the dressing room I get a sudden urge to pee as soon as I step in the room! It's the weirdest thing! I've never tried on clothes comfortably without being rushed by my unrelentingly pushy bladder! What's going on here? Is this a retailer's sneaky ploy to initiate impulsive purchases?
Because if it is, congratulations GAP, MACYS, Old Navy, Target, etc. You got me..... again...... and again! By the time I run out of the dressing room the urge has "mysteriously" vanished and I am left with an arm full of clothes that I vaguely remember trying on. I suppose they looked good, and I sure as heck don't wanna go back in to that dressing room so...... I buy it, all of it.
But what really gets me is, how?! How do they get me so potty crazy? Is it the uncanny resemblance to a bathroom stall? Or maybe it's just the act of removing clothes that triggers this pressing urge? Or better yet, is it a special scent sprayed all over the room to uncontrollably overwhelm my insides? Maybe the same scent that causes dogs to pee on fire hydrants.... wow, dressing rooms are my fire hydrants! Well, whatever it is.. I'm on to you retailers!! And maybe next time I won't fall trap to your scheme.... I might just lift my leg instead! :)
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